There should be some kind of law against sexually frustrating an entire nation. If Holly Madison is really serious about getting us excited to see her, she should at least agree to go out on ONE date with me. Or at least stop shredding my letters. And lift the restraining order.
While she was in Las Vegas, doing none of those things, she was promoting Sugar Factory's new line of lollipops. ... which had better be gold-flavored, since they hired the most ridiculously hot chick to push it.
