With a body THAT smoking hot... why would she? If I was anything but a pasty white nerd living in a subterranean basement bedroom, I would enjoy not wearing clothes and actually getting sunshine. But that isn't the case, since I practically live in a bag of Doritos.
So Alessandra is doing my living for me. By being half naked, showing off an incredibly happy bikini (that no other woman on earth would be able to make look THAT good). Viva la summer!