Jessica Biel Wears Too Much Clothing

I may not understand fashion, but I do understand one vital fact - girls look better wearing a little less clothes. Once you get too "skimpy bikini that makes you uncomfortable" it's a little odd. But somewhere between short shorts and a tight dress is just perfect. Jessica Biel, however, is violating this "Less is More" rule by wearing what appears to be a dress with a linebacker's shoulder pads underneath. At least this whole situation is salvaged at the A Team premiere by Bradley Cooper, who appears to be wearing a badger on his face.