Kristin Cavallari is Unnaturally Attractive

Even though the show was a piece of rotting poop, I thought that the end of "The Hills" might mean the end of Kristin Cavallari. Thankfully, I was extremely wrong. Instead of being infected with a whore's brand of hepatitis, she is modeling in black and white for some magazine that I can only assume is high class. ... the reason for that is the black panties and confused looks into the distance. The thousand mile stare is just classy.