Jessica Alba is such a dirty, manipulative freak. Just this week she was pulled over in Los Angeles by a traffic cop for a minor violation... but got away with only a warning. How? Well, it involved some serious... smiling?
Law enforcement sources say she was pulled over for speeding this AM in Beverly Hills and during the stop, Alba blamed her lead foot on the nearby paparazzi. (Lie.)
She got away with only a warning and a flimsy acceptance of her even flimsier excuse. If that were me in that situation, I would have gotten away with 7 years in jail, maybe 5 with good behavior.
