Paris Thinks She is Classy

No amount of push-up bra chest or Marilyn Monroe look-alikeness is going to change the fact that Paris is getting sued for $35 million... which to her is still a big number. While she was promoting some crap perfume product, she attempted to look retro-classy. The hitch is, the more people do the "Monroe," the less sexy it becomes. And now that both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are known for it... it has officially become celebutrashy. Yuck.