Kristin Cavallari is the New Lovely Rita

This post would be perfect if it was made into a classy video montage to the Beatles singing "Lovely Rita, meter maid" in the background. Alas, my YouTube account got banned for "inappropriate content" that was flagged. ... so you're just going to have to imagine it.

It's still my theory that celebrities try to trick normal people like us into thinking they are still human... so they let photogs take pictures of them doing horribly mundane things, like feeding parking meters and putting gas in their cars.

But I know better. No one can be this perfectly beautiful and still be human!

8.13.10 at 11:00:00 AM