Technically, I should be attracted to this scenario: blonde, boobs, and short shorts. But my mind then remembers this - holy crap it's Britney Spears! It might be considered a law against nature for any man to be legitimately attracted to her, because of her big batches of crazy.
It's tough, though. A week off Starbucks, a good makeover, and a shower... and BAM! You have hot (or at least okay) Britney back. She either needs to stay attractive or stay trashy. My brain and body can't handle this!
