Denise Milani Makes the Beach Ugly

When you're as hot as Denise Milani... it's hard not to make everything around you look like crap. It's like high school. Every time I got the seat in math class next to the quarterback.. I looked 10x dorkier than him and 10x uglier than him. So even Kate Beckinsale and Jennifer Aniston would look like ugly, old d-bags if they were to stand next to Denise. Poor girls. I should comfort them. :)