Heidi Montag says that she's nothing like the character she's formed on MTV's "The Hills." Rather, in real life, Heidi claims behind her bleach blonde locks and her silicone breasts, there lies a true intellectual. People Magazine tells us that when Heidi was talking about the perception that she's just a "brainless shopaholic," she said:
Yep, that's because God just loves shallow, whiny bitches who have undergone extensive plastic surgery. In fact, God just called me up earlier today and told me that he's got a nice, prime seat up in heaven right next to his big shiny throne just waiting for Heidi. Mother Theresa's sitting in that seat right now, but that's only to keep it warm for Heidi's bikini-clad ass. Sure, Theresa had a good run helping the poor and living a life of selflessness... but a chick with with fake tits reading a couple of non-fiction novels and some religious doctrine... now that's an accomplishment. Hell, why wait until the after-life?.. she should be president.
