The YouTube video above shows the trailer for Jessica Simpson's new movie "Major Movie Star" which is described by IMDB with the following words:
It's funny how the words "witless" and "humiliated" not only accurately describe her movie character, but they also give a dead-on description of how the real Jessica probably should feel after seeing this trailer. Honestly, how bad is this movie going to be!? In fact, it's so bad, if you listen really really closely, I think you can hear Nick Lachey, of all people, wimpering in the background because he feels so bad for Jessica humiliating herself by doing this movie.
Okay, maybe that last part wasn't true... but the movie still looks absolutely awful. Oh, and for all of you who actually went back and replayed the trailer, actively listening for Nick crying in the background... Congratulations. You're retarded.
