If you were following my very sophisticated sense of humor, you would realize that I just called these fine two ladies "beaches," which is very similar to another (dirtier) word. Oh laugh at my genius! For Denise Milani and Jaime Hammer are anything BUT!
No matter how smart or amazing I am, though, I do not compare with the brilliant person who put these two ladies together in this fabulous photoshoot. Excuse me while I go hate my life.
