Victoria Beckham was seen the other day, trudging around and looking 110% depressed. She was so sad that she defied all mathematical possibilities. It's possible that she was mourning over her choice to be a Spice Girl. Or, the fact that she has no chest. Her chest is actually concave.
Don't be too sad, Vic. I still love you. If it weren't for your hunky of a husband, I'd be all over stalking you.
