All of us already knew that Paris Hilton could really work a "pole" like the best of them, but she felt the need to just get up there and prove it at the Marquee night club in New York last night. See what I did with the word "pole" right there. She's there actually dancing up on a pole, in the literal sense... but then there's a whole different kind of "pole" that we've just naturally become accustomed to attaching to Paris' name.
Yea, see I'm clever like that... some even say that I'm a "Master of the Double Entendre." And yes, I can use words like "double entendre" because I'm just that cool. And no, I'm not going to define it for you... you can look it up yourself if you don't know what it means. What do I look like? A librarian? Is that what you take me for? Do you see me walking around with thick eye-glasses and a lesbian haircut filing things with the Dewey Decimal system!? Well, do you!? No, you don't! Now go figure it out yourself. But, before you go, make sure you check out Paris making a fool of herself dancing at Marquee last night. Nice moves, Paris!
