Susan Boyle Gets Screwed.

Susan "Maybe Retarded" Boyle is going to return to the United States to perform on "Dancing with the Stars." Note: this will just be weeks after she left "America's Got Talent" in tears.

Boyle is scheduled to perform on Tuesday's live show ... and she is going to make sure that the producers will let her sing "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen.

The incident last month went like this: Susan Boyle was blindsided moments before she was supposed to perform on "America's Got Talent." She found out that Lou Reed wouldn't give her permission to sing his hit "Perfect Day." Boyle was so devastated, she broke down in tears and caught the first plane back to the U.K.

Poor tardle!

10.04.10 at 12:34:52 PM