You have to see these Lucy Pinder pictures! She looks unbelievable in this sexy photoshoot for "American Curves" magazine... which is a little bit ridiculous because she's British... but hey, I'll take it.
See, me, when it comes to curves, I'm blind to their nationality. Curves are nation-less in my eyes. I love all curves, I'm not concerned where the curves came from, I'm just glad they're there. I guess you could call me a non-discriminate curve admirer. Hey, I like that. I'm using that. I'm going to have business cards printed for me... and instead of the description I currently have on my card which may or may not be "Handsomest Man in the World," I'm going to go with the more subtle "Non-Discriminate Curve Admirer." The women will love it! Ahh, I'm so witty and charming. I've got looks and charm. Yea, I'm pretty much the total package. Wait! I have to add that in too. Ace "The Total Package" Benedict. Wow, I'm smooth. Ohhhh yeeaa!
Anyway, here's Lucy being ungodly hot. Enjoy what I've done for you here... just be aware that a couple of the pics might be NSFW.






