Petra Nemcova just can't stop sending me pictures! Honestly, about once a week I receive personal mail from her, and she always includes a few photos of her patented move of blowing me kisses! If you remember, Petra Nemcova was blowing kisses to me not long ago.
This... infatuation that she has for me is cute and everything, but I'm worried that it may develop into an obsession. It's not that I don't appreciate the love. It's just that with all of these little hidden personal messages to me, like that little twinkle in her eye, and again with those kisses while she was out yesterday doing some sort of promotion at the Macy's Herald Square in New York... I just don't know what to do, anymore. She's taken it too far. That's it. I've had enough, Petra. I've got two words for you: Restraining Order. Expect a call from my lawyer!
