Celeb Parasite

Beyonce 2007 American Music Awards

Beyonce filled out her dress nicely at the 2007 American Music Awards last night. See, I could now go on about the whole "Beyonce looks so naturally beautiful" and she's "so much better than those girls who starve themselves..." which is true, but I think that takes away from the true beauty of Beyonce. She's in a category all on her own. She truly is a woman... natural, pure, and healthy.

The only problem is, every time I see her looking all voluptuously delicious like this, I just hear that voice of hers saying "I'm Foxy Cleopatra and I'm a Whole Lot of Woman!" from back when she was in Austin Power's "Goldmember." I don't know why, but when I see her in this gold dress, my subconscious just says that over and over again. Then again, that's not such a bad thing considering what my subconscious usually tells me... like: "Come on, one more piece of cake won't hurt..." and "Don't do it... you know your Parole Officer's not gonna like that." So, overall, I thank you, Beyonce for filling me with happy thoughts!

Anyway, here's Beyonce and her cleavage at the 2007 American Music Awards last night. Enjoy what I've done for you here.

11.19.07 at 10:21:15 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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