It has been revealed that Pamela Anderson does not wear a diamond ring on her finger as a symbol of her love for her new husband Rick Salomon. However, it's not because there is turmoil in their relationship. Rather, it is based on a much deeper, caring, pro-social motivation to better the social conditions of the world. You know, because of the ruthless diamond trade in Africa. OK! Magazine reports:
Awww that's cute. The whole Rick around her finger thing. Such an amorous reponse. I don't know what's cuter... the fact that she's all ga-ga for Rick, or the fact that you throw one DiCaprio movie in front of her and she all of a sudden wants to change the world. Either way, don't you just love it when skanks get all philanthropic. They're like... yea, so what my boobs are made of plastic, my heart is REAL! And then their retarded short-term husbands are all like: "That's right babe, you tell them" (said all cool and smooth while smokin a cig and taking a sip from his Budweiser heavy). And no, the whole no-diamonds has nothing to do with the fact that Pam's trailer-trash and she's genetically-coded to be allergic to anything classy.
Oh, and uhh... about the whole diamond issue... she could still wear a ring... she might just have to settle for a cubic zirconia. Or maybe a ring-pop! It worked for me in the 4th grade! I swear... ask Danielle McAllister of my 4th grade class... we were married for what had to be the better part of two weeks! That's what!? At least twice as long as the average duration of one of Pam's marriages right? ZING! We should start a new game show: "Can you hold a romantic relationship with another human longer than a 4th grader!?" What a brilliant idea! That's it, I'm calling Jeff Foxworthy right now!
Pam and Rick out at The Planet Hollywood Casino and Resort in Vegas last week:
