I know I'm supposed to respect my elders... but Cher is making it really darn difficult. How am I supposed to NOT mock her ridiculously translucent dress and... and... everything else? I CAN'T.
She is old enough to be 1 or 2 generations above me, so she needs to learn what's what. People doesn't fantasize about you for a reason, Cher. You're old and saggy. Sorry. :(
