You know, sometimes life flashes before your eyes. Whether it's a car crash that you narrowly escape, contracting some sort of disease (which may or may not involve an encounter with an Eastern European hooker), or nearly rear-ending a massive cow in its ass with your high-speed motorcycle, we all face the looming possibility of death one time or another in our lives. Whoa, wait a minute! What about that last part!? Rear-ending cows with motorcycles!? Well, I don't have any personal experience with it, but actor Adrien Brody did when he was in India shooting his new movie The Darjeeling Limited.
The News website PR-Inside.com reports that Adrien Brody was testing the speed of his motorcycle on an Indian highway when a cow stepped onto the road and nearly became the cause of his death! According to PR-Inside, Adrien described the incident in the following manner:
What a way to potentially go. You gotta love the humorous light in which Brody perceived the near-accident, though. After all, you have to admit it is pretty bizarre. You know, you gotta feel for the cow in this situation, too. Imagine that massive nose being rammed up his behind! Ahh, I'm just kidding, Adrien. You do great work, you do!!! Your nose... it's just got a mind of it's own, is all!
