Sources indicate that Nicole Richie and her "baby-daddy," rocker Joel Madden, are having a BOY! OK! Magazine reports:
YAY! It's a BOY! Well, at least if he's as ugly as his mother he'll be rich enough off of Grandpa Lionel's money that he pay for sex. I know, I know... that was a low blow. Who am I to say that Nicole and Joel will have an ugly little boy. That's just ignorant and based on possibly false assumptions and presuppositions. Like, for instance, the fact that in saying their boy will be ugly, I presuppose that both Nicole and Joel are fully human and capable of giving birth to fully human offspring. That totally overlooks the possibility that Nicole really isn't a human, but rather is some kind of mysterious, grotesque, forest-dwelling creature that is incapable of spawning human babies. ZING!
See what I did there... I had you thinking I was going one way, retracting my previous harsh statements... then BOOM... I just pull the carpet right out from under you. I told you, I'm like a word ninja... all stealth and whatnot when I come at you with my words. You could even say that my words are like little metaphorical ninja stars! Too far? Yea, I thought so. Sorry.
Seriously though, congratulations to Nicole and Joel... boys are cool. It's better than having a little girl looking up to "Mommy Nicole" and her best friend "Auntie Paris," because if that's the case, the poor girl never would have stood a chance!
Nicole and her pregnant belly out and about earlier this month:
