Fergie Is New Face of MAC, Keeps Her Pants Dry

Fergie 2007 American Music Awards

Fergie, as in "Fergie Fergalicious," has learned her lesson when it comes to peeing on-stage. OK! Magazine reports:

It’s been two years since the unforgettable moment in the middle of a Black Eyed Peas concert in San Diego where Fergie's bladder got the better (and wetter) of her — all, of course, caught on camera. “I won’t live that down,” she confesses in the December issue of Allure magazine. “It won’t happen again, though. Peeing is now one of my rituals before going onstage.”

Good to know that Fergie empties her bladder before she goes on-stage. Now, hopefully, she does a little more pouring her heart out during her performance... and a little less of... well... another kind of pouring! Yea, I said it. But making sure she's dry on stage isn't her greatest accomplishment of recent times. Nope, that's reserved for her becoming the newest face of MAC cosmetics! Ok! further reports:

Aside from this one little mishap, Fergie manages to lead a glamorous life with a burgeoning solo career and her hunky actor beau Josh Duhamel on her her arm. The 32-year-old can now add being the newest face of MAC Cosmetics to her long list of accomplishments that include singer, actress, and clothing and bag designer. She remembers, “My mom and I used to talk about that when I was a little girl — wouldn’t it be great to have a makeup campaign? It’s so far-fetched, but you still have hope.”"

See, dreams can come true. But, you do have to have talent to get to the top... and, as many of you may now, I've always said that Fergie is one unbelievably hot transvestite All right, all right... I admit... I have been known to throw a little "London Bridge" on while I'm cleaning the house in my tighty-whiteys... Okay, okay... and YES! I did download "Big Girls Don't Cry" on iTunes this summer and play it on repeat a record-breaking 73 times on repeat when it first came out... but, all I'm saying is... the chick's got some dudish is features is all. But, overall, she is pretty hot, and Josh Duhamel, in all seriousness, should be glad to be with her. If he likes dudes, that is!!! Okay, okay, I didn't mean it... I just couldn't help myself!

Anyway, here's Fergie actually looking very hot and leggy performing at the 2007 American Music Awards Sunday night. And I mean that. See, I'm not a bad person. I'm just playful. So, please, enjoy what I've done for you here.

11.20.07 at 02:37:21 PM
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