Here are some more Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo bikini pictures!.. I mean, Nick's not in a bikini too, he's just out there with Vanessa, who is, indeed, wearing a bikini. Uhh... yea, umm... sorry, that first sentence came out a little wrong.
Anyway, eh hem... moving on... Nick and Vanessa were out celebrating their love (or at least I thought putting it that way would make a day on the ocean sound more romantic) on a boat which is apparently named the "Pampered Pirate." Which is funny to me because whenever I think of hot women and the word pirate, I immediately think of the term "Dirty Pirate Hooker." Don't blame me... blame the hilarious randomness of Will Ferrell's comedy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy... I see one movie like that, and then suddenly I see the whole world through a "Burgundy-colored" lens. If you will, and you know what, I will!
See what I did there... I took Ron's last name, which is also a color, and used it to describe the lens in which I view the world after I see a funny movie like that to signify how much stupid comedy resonates in my simple little head. Anyway, enough about me, let's talk about Vanessa Minillo and how hot she is. And by "talk" about her... I mean stare at her from a safe distance while she's in a nice purple bikini.
Aww, Nick and Vanessa. What a cute couple. They look so happy together. But, if you stay really still and listen really closely when you stare at these pictures... you can hear a little, tiny cracking noise. You know what that is... it's Jessica Simpson's heart breaking. Not because she misses Nick, but because she just "can't understand how he could move on so fast!!!" It's been two whole years since the initial separation... you'd think she'd get over it by now! I know, I know... it's lonely around the holidays, Jessica. Aww, don't cry. Come here, baby, I'll console you! (said with an over-emphatic wink to my audience unbeknownst to Jessica).
Anyway, enjoy the candid bikini photos, kids.
