Celeb Parasite

Lindsay Lohan

So, Lindsay Lohan's out of rehab for the holidays, and her father, Michael Lohan, is out of jail for the holidays for a change (last year he was serving time for various assault charges at the Collins Correctional Facility in New York). So, what better way to celebrate their freedom than with a big Thanksgiving Day family reunion! That's right, Lindsay's already in New York for the holidays, and her father says he's pleased with how she's doing and he wishes to hold onto to the little bit of trust that he has established with his family. OK! Magazine reports:

Lindsay has returned home to New York for the holidays, but Michael won't reveal the family's Turkey Day plans. “What happens between my family and I, I really want to keep to myself because that would kind of betray the trust I have with them. Personal things are best kept personally.”

But, he did admit that whatever it is that they'll be doing for the holiday, it will be better than last year's Thanksgiving. This is what he had to say to OK! when he compared this year's holiday with last year's:

“Last year, I was sitting on a steel bench on a steel table with a steel tray eating a turkey dinner in prison," he says. "This year, I am blessed to be out here doing good things, surrounded by the right people, places and things. I'm glad Lindsay's back here in New York with her family and she has her mom and dad who both support her.”

Wow. That's pretty heavy. A father laments about his jail-time adventures and looks forward to his daughter, who was recently released from an extensive stay in rehab, to join him for a little Turkey and cranberry sauce. If that doesn't have the words "after-school special" written all over it, I don't know what does! But, wait? Who will play the recovering coke-addict troubled daughter?.. and who's going to play the abusive dad trying to make amends with his estranged family!? Wait a minute... how about Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan, respectively! That would be so believable, people would start getting T.V. mixed up with real life!.. and that kind of stuff SELLS! Wow, I'm brilliant. If this thing ever happens, I want a percentage cut... because I'm sure someone's going to steal my idea... I'm just too lazy to make it happen myself.

Anyway, here's Lindsay looking like everything's going pretty copacetic in her life these days while she was grabbing some coffee over the weekend. Enjoy, kids.

11.20.07 at 05:01:18 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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