Mila Kunis is SINGLE

I haven't been so excited about a celebrity breakup since Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds called it quits! ... in all fairness, that was only a couple of weeks ago. I get excited a little too easily.

Mila split from her long time lover (and Michael Jackson molestee) Macaulay Culkin. I think that I speak for the rest of the world when I say: IT'S ABOUT D*#$ TIME.

That man was too creepy and riddled with Michael Jackson germs to be with any hot, self-respecting woman. It's about time you wised up, Mila.

1.04.11 at 11:00:00 AM