Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Are Over

This is extra surprising to me, because I didn't even realize that Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift were in a legitimate relationship. Seeing that they were only together since October, this whole ordeal barely qualifies. It's more of a beard to cover up Jake Gyllenhaal's secret homosexuality. Is it just a coincidence that Ryan Reynolds broke up with Scarlett Johansson last month? That's right. I didn't think so.