Let's Play "Which One is Lady Gaga?"

Recently, Lady Gaga went to Rio to hang out in bikinis and gloat to us lesser beings (because we can't afford to be jet setters). Her friend makeup artist Tara Savelo was also there... which was a bad call, because now I have no idea which is Lady Gaga. I'm going to assume the less attractive one. Neither of them is wearing a meat dress so they are making this really confusing.

11.15.12 at 03:29 PM   

Native Americans Are Sexy!!!

Hey, look you guys! It's a hot girl! Karlie Kloss, a fan of alliteration and Native Americans, walked around in some sort of chieftain getup the other day. I'm pretty sure she was being insensitive to the many, many deaths of Indians on the Trail of Tears... but I would still hit it.

11.15.12 at 03:23 PM   

Justin Bieber is Cool, You Guys

Ever since Justin Bieber split up with Selena Gomez (LULZ) he has been getting a big head. Not only is his hair literally taller, making his head seem enormous, but he is starting to hang out with supermodels. And ride a motorcycle. Here's hoping he crashes it into a pile of marshmallows - and they still won't be a bigger poof than he is.

11.15.12 at 03:14 PM   

K-Stew and R-Patz Were in Public Together. Because, Duh.

Now, before you go all angry/excited fangirl on me Internet, the only reason these two were seen in public together was because they were at a movie premiere. You know, that Twilight movie's premiere.
I'm sure plenty of people will want to speculate on their body language and guess whether or not they hate each other... but I know the answer: Kristen banged a director and pretty much publicly told Robert about it. He hates her.

11.14.12 at 03:25 PM   

Matthew McConaughey Has to Be Dying

You could argue that Matthew McConaughey is just getting all weirded up for his role in The Dallas Buyers Club, but let's be serious for a second: he has the HIV.
I know I'm jumping to conclusions here, but you can tell by this mustache and his gaunt frame that he obviously contracted HIV in the past year and probably will die of AIDS shortly. We'll always miss you and your lack of shirt, Matty.

11.14.12 at 03:17 PM   

C Tates is Going to Steal Our Women

According to People Magazine, Channing Tatum is super hunky and will probably what what your girlfriend will think about during sex for the next 3-6 months. Sorry about your luck.
C Tates came out of nowhere in the past couple of years. The first time I noticed him, he was in Public Enemies portraying Pretty Boy Floyd (not sure if that's a real gangster, so let's just pretend he was). Now, he's all up in our grills, stealing our women. Not cool.

11.14.12 at 03:15 PM   

Bieber and Selena are no more

Multiple news agencies are reporting that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are calling it quits. The famous hollywood young couple made their relationship public in February 2011. Eighteen-year-old Bieber is touring to promote his latest album, "Believe," which includes the hit "Boyfriend." Twenty-year-old Gomez is filming a "Wizards of Waverly Place" reunion for the Disney Channel.

11.11.12 at 12:00 AM