Prince Charles has successfully inseminated Kate Middleton? GOOD FORM, OLE CHAP!
St. James's Palace said Monday that the Duchess of Cambridge - formerly known as Kate Middleton - has a severe form of morning sickness and is currently in a London hospital.
The palace said that since the pregnancy is in its "very early stages," the 30-year-old duchess is expected to stay in the hospital for several days and will require a period of rest afterward.
Nothing says fairytale romance like a public pregnancy ensuring there is an heir to the throne.