Denise Milani

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Denise Milani.

Denise Milani and her Monsters are Back

The day I stop posting Denise Milani pictures is the day she dies or her tits sag down past her knees. Since neither of those things are happening for at least 3 or 4 years, you can expect a lot more in the future. So check out the pictures, admire them, make a mess of them, do whatever it is you do. Just don\'t photoshop your penis in them, like I did. It\'s embarrassing when your mom sees it ... [Full Story]

Denise Milani Could Suffocate You

There\'s a rule that says if a girl can put Salma Hayek and her huge boobs to shame, she\'s the girl for me. And that\'s exactly what Denise Milani does. Hopefully her pimp has a chiropractor on retainer because those things can\'t be good for the spine. She\'s the only ridiculously hot girl I\'d turn down for sex. Surviving those things in your face is unheard of, but it would be a happy death ... [Full Story]

Mere Shirts Cannot Contain Denise Milani

The only bad thing about Denise Milani is that she never takes her shirt off for photoshoots. That, and her tits are going to be wrapped around her ankles in 5 years, but we won\'t worry about that right now. There\'s no way Denise can buy a regular shirt with that shape. There must be one 10 year old kid in Malaysia fully dedicated just to sewing Denise\'s shirts. They did, however, promise ... [Full Story]