Katy Perry

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katy Perry.

Katy Perry\'s Rack is Better Than her Music

For the last 5 minutes and 57 seconds, I\'ve just stared at Katy Perry and her boobs. I took a quick break to write this post, but I\'ll be going back to it shortly, equipped with two boxes of tissues and a bottle of oil. Don\'t question it, it\'s just how I do things when it comes to hot celebrities. The high resolution versions of these images really emphasize how amazing those milk jugs ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Parties or Something

Over the weekend, Katy Perry partied with some weird girls and these are the resulting images. I don\'t have any details about these pictures, but as a rich and famous singer, this is a pretty lame party. There are only 4 girls there, wrestling around and tugging at each other\'s panties with their teeth. Yeah, what I said about it being a lame party, nevermind that. That was the breakfast beer ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Caught on the Beach in Mexico and DAMN

As a late Christmas present to myself and male crotches everywhere, here\'s Katy Perry and her lovely breasts showing themselves on a beach in Mexico. Not sure why she was there or who she was there with, but if her songs are any indication, it was a good bisexual time. Most of these are high resolution but a few of them aren\'t. So if you click one and see crappy resolution, don\'t slam your ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Has Weird Hair and a Nice Chest

Katy Perry is by far the hottest weird girl on the planet. This girl at my church with one leg and a beard is a close second, but Katy manages to look stranger all the time while maintaining bangable status. You can\'t teach that. Although they should try, starting with 2nd grade. At the KIIS FM Jingle Ball 2008 event, whatever that might be, here she is. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Looks Fantastic (no weird faces either!)

Whichever genius photographer got Katy Perry to sit still long enough to take 12+ real, serious pictures deserves a Nobel Prize or at least a box of Hostess cupcakes. That\'s impressive considering she\'s usually acting like a 4 year old retard. Check these out while you can. I\'m positive the next batch of Katy Perry images will include at least 3 bug-eyed, handicapped poses. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Scares the Hell Out of Barcelona

Katy Perry is hot and she has nice boobs, but she still scares me. Those eyes are either really awesome or she\'s Satan, not sure yet. I wonder if she\'s ever actually blinked. These images are of her singing in Barcelona. You can\'t tell from these shots, but the entire crowd\'s eyes are bleeding and there\'s random chaos everywhere. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Just Got Scarier

Granted, Katy Perry could wear a Godzilla outfit and I\'d still want to bury my head in her tits, but this dress is just freaky. As if her real eyes didn\'t concern us enough, now she\'s got a set on her boobs, too. At least now I can\'t be accused of not looking at her eyes when she\'s talking to me. Not that she would ever talk to me or even look at me. Or let me come within 50 feet of her ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Wears an Appropriate Dress

You might be asking yourself, \"Why is this loser posting 4 pictures of Katy Perry sitting there with a microphone and her grandma\'s dress? There\'s not even any cleavage!\" And you would be right about all that, particularly the loser part. But anyway, there is a flash of wonder in these because you can see her panties in a couple of them! Granted, it\'s no worse than a swimsuit. In fact, a ... [Full Story]

This is Disturbing

If that man in the middle was anyone other than Katy Perry, I wouldn\'t think twice or care. But it is her, dressed up for Halloween. How does she expect me to pleasure myself to thoughts of her massive boobies and long dark hair if she looks like an unemployed porn star from 1972? This just isn\'t cool, Katy. Not cool at all. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is a Goofy Chick

Not sure what purpose these photos serve, but Katy Perry probably got paid a good bit to make those retarded faces. I wish I could get paid for the amount of time I\'m about to spend with a printed copy of the above picture. Even at minimum wage, I could retire. Also, she needs to stop looking like Zooey Deschanel. I\'m not really complaining, it\'d be nice if every girl on earth looked ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Takes a Spill at the MTV Latin Music Awards

Katy Perry fell down after jumping in what appears to be a giant cake? I don\'t know. More importantly, there\'s an MTV Mexico Latin Music Awards? That\'s real fair. Surely Jennifer Lopez wins every category. ... [Full Story]

No One\'s Happier Than Katy Perry

Everytime I see Katy Perry, she\'s happy. I don\'t know what the secret is, but it\'s probably something to do with being famous, hot, rich, and having big tits. Just a guess though. It could be those enormous eyes. She can see a lot more stuff than a normal person. I\'m not sure what she\'s even doing here. Apaprently she\'s at Wollomoolloo Warf in Sydney. Don\'t know why, don\'t ... [Full Story]