Megan Fox

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Megan Fox.

Megan Fox Goes Out to Lunch

Don\'t worry, I\'m going to skip the whole Megan Fox is so hot and I\'m a desperate loser stuff and skip right to what matters. And that is that the rumors that she and Brian Austin Green split up appear to be false. This is sad and, honestly, my day is ruined. She\'s so hot and I\'m still a desperate loser. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is Normal

Megan Fox was, for some reason, photographed in a Los Angeles hotel talking to director Jimmy Hayward who was obviously looking to get a piece of action. Can\'t say I blame him. Anyway, Megan\'s glasses somehow manage to make her even hotter, but there is one strange thing I\'d like to mention. Usually when someone is holding a pillow like that, it\'s a guy and he\'s trying to hide something ... [Full Story]

A Compilation of the Hottest Celebrity Butts

If you can guess more than half of these before viewing the full sized image, you can consider yourself an Asspert. Yep, I definitely just made that word up so when you see it everywhere in 4-6 weeks, you\'ll know where it came from. Some of these are tough to guess, so I\'ll give you a hint - they\'re all extremely famous and won\'t let you near them. But anyway, check these pictures out. I ... [Full Story]

This is Becoming a Habit

Waking up every day at 1:30pm after 10-12 hours of sleep and making my way to the computer in my ninja pajamas to post a Megan Fox gallery is becoming a daily routine for me. It\'s not something I\'m going to complain about, but I will complain that there are rumors circulating that she and Brian Austin Green faked their break-up for publicity. This whole faking stuff for publicity a la Joaquin ... [Full Story]

OK Megan Fox, You Win

As hard as I\'ve tried to go a day without posting a Megan Fox gallery, she makes it impossible. She looks amazing when she just walks across a street. If she ever actually does anything else, I might explode. Here she is leaving the Smokehouse in Los Angeles the other day. To all you jealous ladies out there, don\'t worry...take comforting in knowing she\'ll die like the rest of us. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Walks Around, Looks Amazing Doing So

Here\'s Megan Fox stopping by Brian Austin Green\'s son\'s school. Not sure why, especially since there were reports of them breaking up. If that\'s not true, someone better tell me now because holding out hope that I will some day bang Megan Fox in the backseat of a 1982 Ford Pinto is the only thing that keeps me going. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Could Make a Lion Purr

Megan Fox was leaving Ken Paves Salon yesterday and, in typical paparazzi fashion, a photographer was there ready to snap the exciting event of Megan Fox walking. Yet somehow it still manages to be worth checking out, and it still manages to be hotter than pretty much anything I saw all weekend. Then again, I did spend my Saturday going to random funerals. I didn\'t know any of the dead people ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Rocks a Black Top

Megan Fox is hotter just walking down the street than most girls are at their weddings. If I was female, I\'d probably hate myself and get all kinds of plastic surgery. But then again, I\'m shallow and would make an ugly girl. So don\'t listen to me...you\'re beautiful and I would date you. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Has It All Going On

Megan Fox is so hot that if someone took my entire family hostage and threatened to decapitate them on the Internet if I didn\'t give up my Megan Fox fantasies, I would most likely choose the fantasies. Not only because I\'m obsessed with Megan but because I don\'t like my brother that much anyway. It\'s win-win except, with my mom gone, who\'s gonna make me spaghettios? Nevermind all that ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Shops at Petco

I don\'t own any animals, but just because Megan Fox shopped at Petco, I think I\'ll go there and buy some collars and fish bowls today. Anything that makes me feel closer to Megan is worth it. Too bad she was at the one in Hollywood and I\'m, uh, not. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is Being Left Behind

Megan Fox was once again photographed out and about with Brian Austin Green and what appears to be his son. The strange thing about these photos is that it looks like Megan is the third wheel, three or four steps behind at all times. Yeah if I was 35 years old with a child and had the luxury of dating the hottest 22 year old in the world, I\'d leave her behind too. It\'s only logical. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Walks the Street

I don\'t really know where Megan Fox was heading in these pictures, but she looks hot as usual. One thing I\'ve noticed, she\'s been wearing that same shirt and those same sunglasses the last 3 or 4 times she\'s been photographed in public. So basically she\'s a dirtball, but the kind that you\'d still bang as long as you watched her take a bath and put on some Right Guard first. ... [Full Story]