Nicole Richie is proud to be an activist concerned with the most important current issues in our world! That's why she's an adamant supporter of DOGGY URINALS to prevent the erosion of metal street lights!?! WHAT!? Specifically, the news website PR-Inside.com reports:
Wait, it gets even more ridiculous. Nicole excitedly described the doggy urinals with the following words:
Is she serious? She has to be joking. This is below even her level of intelligence. Doggy urinals out on the public streets to prevent the erosion of the metal posts of street lights... wow. I regret to inform all of you fellow humans out there, but the world is over. It can no longer go on. Now, since such complete and utter stupidity has been thrown out into this world, the world itself has stopped spinning. Prepare for nuclear winter and complete annihilation, there is no hope. You can thank Nicole Richie and all of her skank friends for this imminent destruction of the world. And no, there is no hope. We're talking about dog urinals here, people. Dog urinals! If that's not past the point of no return... I don't know what is.
