George Clooney has malaria. Or "says he had malaria." That's pretty much the rest of the story. So if you want to check out now I won't blame you.
The actor says that he caught Malaria during a trip to Sudan in January. He made the revelation to Piers Morgan, but he also said that he is now fully recovered.
George says, "This illustrates how with proper medication, the most lethal condition in Africa can be reduced to a bad ten days instead of a death sentence."
... I think it's a little too obvious that George Clooney was faking being sick just to be a humanitarian. I'm insulted.