Famous 80's pop singer and obvious lunatic, Boy George, went to court yesterday to face charges of "false imprisonment" for allegedly handcuffing a man to a bed and threatening him with sex toys. Specifically, The NY Daily News reports:
But how does one find oneself in such a situation? Did he just wake up unconscious tied to Boy George's bed not knowing how he got there. If so, that wouldn't be the first time that's ever happened, let me tell you! Eh.. umm... I mean... not that I would know from personal experience... but it happened once, I think, to this guy I know. Yea, uhh, anyway, that's neither here nor there... but once you hear the details... this whole situation gets a lot uglier. The Daily News further reports:
So let me get this straight. This Karlsen guy meets up with Boy George to take pictures for money and Boy George just straps him to a bed and starts going after him with sex toys!? And this guy thought he was going to die!? You know, I don't know what Karlsen expected, but isn't that what two dudes who meet up through a website called "Gaydar" usually do? I don't know proper "Gaydar" etiquette, but I would assume agreeing to "take pictures for money in Boy George's apartment" is some sort of code for "let's set up a meeting for a night of prostitution and sexual experimentation."
I mean, that's sort of what I do with hot babies from the club. I say... "Hey baby, you look pretty tonight... what do you say we go back to my place, I'll throw on a few DVD episodes of Grey's Anatomy and we'll drink wine until the sun comes up." And by that, the hot baby carrot and I both know that that's code for "you wanna go do it with me?" Then we go do it. So, according to that logic, I really don't see what this Karlsen guy has against Boy George. It's just how the world works, bro... it's just how the world works.
