Tara Reid was in Saint-Tropez this weekend sporting a two-piece... cottage cheese stomach included. You know, I think Tara has been wasting her time with this whole Hollywood gig, if only she would tell the world her secret behind her abs... well, that would be worth millions right there in a one-shot deal.
I do have to admit that her current physique appears to be improving slightly. I mean, at least her breasts aren't as uneven as they were a couple of weeks ago.
But her stomach and basically everything from the waist down should make all you girls out there feel better about yourselves, because even though you didn't spend the weekend in the south of France like Tara, at least you don't have the abdomen of a soccer mom who's had several caesarean sections.
Then again, what's a little scar tissue if you spend your weekends on the French Riviera? Though Tara, I must say that with those cut-offs and your cigarette, you're one shaved-head and a white rapper away from fully becoming Britney Spears.
