These Cindy Crawford bikini pictures bring me back. If this were 1995, and these things were leaked, the whole world would be in pandemonium! Nevertheless, I'm still affected by these things pretty strongly. But that's expected considering Cindy is 41-years-old and me, well, I've said it a hundred times... there are some special women that are like an aged chianti... they only get sweeter and more flavorful with time. Sure, I admit, Cindy's not as good as she once was... but these bikini photos of her in Hawaii the other day prove that she can be good once, as she ever was!
So, please, go into that old liquor cabinet of yours... look past the usual gin and vodka from a plastic bottle that usually gets you through the morning (if you're anything like me), and dust off that old bottle of '73 Merlot you had tucked away for "that special occasion," and join me, as we revel in the beauty that is Cindy and her mole getting her bikini on. Ahh, 'tis a beautiful thing, eh chap?... Right oh!
