No, you're not seeing double... this is another Kate Walsh bikini adventure for all you good kids out there. Similar to those other recent Kate Walsh bikini pictures, but different. She's one hot baby carrot! Actually, she's kind of old, so she's less of a "baby carrot" and more of just a... well, umm... "carrot." Wait, that's not right. What I'm trying to say here is that she's old but still really hot. There, I said it. Anyway, instead of the usual explanation of how thick my drool is when I see Kate in a bikini, I would like to take a moment to tell you a brief story... a tale of injustice, if you will. It's called: "Kate Walsh's husband is way too average-looking for a hot babe like her."
I don't care how rich he is or how large his... umm.... feet... are (that was a close one)... she's way too hot for him. Not because he's ugly... because he's not. In fact, if he were really ugly and rich I'd be okay with this... it's the Donald Trump effect. Handsome poor guys like me just have to deal with it. But it's not like that at all. He's not ugly. He's not handsome. He's average. Everything about him is average. Specifically, his name is Alex Young and he's a production co-president at 20th Century Fox, which I'm sure is a fantastic position... but let's face it, he's no Donald Trump. So, what is it? Is it his beady eyes, his wiffle haircut, or his unimpressive body mass index? Man... if I could only have one chance to meet Kate... it would be over! There's no question she'd pick me. On second thought, seeing her attraction to this man, she would hate my six-pack abs, naturally tanned skin, and masculine jaw-line. Maybe I'm still of some use though. My neighbor Paul is 43-years-old and balding, he lives with his parents and he describes himself as "husky." Seeing who Kate has already married, once I introduce those two, she'll probably leave her husband and start calling me "Cupid."
Anyway, here's hot Kate and her average husband out in Hawaii together the other day. Enjoy, kids.
