These recent Brooke Hogan bikini pictures seem a bit weird to me. I mean, with all of the sudden Hogan family problems like Linda Hogan recently divorcing Hulk Hogan and having him find out about it from a reporter and the whole drag-racing crash going on with her brother that left his friend in a coma, it's just surprising to me that Brooke could get a chance to go out and sun bathe in a bikini.
Then again, maybe that's just it. Maybe she's just one of those high-maintenance chicks that "just has to get away from it all" sometimes, and here she is, sun-bathing the day away. You know what kind of chicks I'm talking about. We've all seen them. Maybe they're not rich enough to be somewhere warm enough for a bikini in late November... but they have that whole "I've had a bad day, I need a manicure," or the whole "my boyfriend left me, I'm going to get my hair done to cope" mentality. Ahh, it's awful just thinking about it.
I'll tell you what's not awful though... and that's Brooke's bikini booty. Despite her strong, sometimes manly, even "hulkish," presence at times, Brooke looks pretty dang hot! So, here's to you, Brooke, and your ability to bestow us with this much-needed bikini gift! I like that about you, Brooke. You're a real stand-up guy. Er... I mean, girl. Sorry, it's the powerful, strong presence again. You can't blame me, it skews my perception!
