Hayden Panettiere Is a Good Girl Who Likes Trouble!

Hayden Panettiere

Everyone's favorite heroic cheerleader, Hayden Panettiere, says that despite the trend of hot baby carrots in Hollywood going bad, don't expect that kind of thing out of her! The New York Daily Mail reports that she said:

You can't schedule rehab for me. And I don't think you can schedule any DUIs," Panettiere told the magazine. "I think I'm going to be one of those boring girls."

But don't worry, she promises she won't be too boring. In fact, she admits she can be a bit troublesome at times! She told The Daily News:

I get into trouble on my own time, when nobody's looking," she said. "Not bad trouble, though - good trouble.""

You know, Hayden. If you want some real trouble, you should come my way. They call me Ace "Trouble" Benedict! How's that for trouble! It's like the old saying, "trouble is my middle name." Umm... I'm sorry. My editors have just told me that it's "danger," as in "danger is my middle name." Ahh, I can't do anything right! Eh hem, I mean... pay no attention to this, Hayden. In fact, I was just on my way to stand up against an ally wall with one foot up against it and go pretend to smoke a cigarette. Come on, if that's not being "bad," then I don't know what is! You know you want me! Anyway, her "trouble" doesn't stop at "good trouble." More specifically, she says she wouldn't mind being a lesbian. The Daily News reports that she said:

You want to make me a lesbian? That's totally fine with me... We could do a love affair with Angelina [Jolie]. ... There are so many beautiful girls. Charlize Theron. Oh, my God. Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. Jessica Alba."

Ahh, there you go, Hayden! I knew you had it in you! Now what do you say you grab some of your celebrity girlfriends and we get into a little trouble of our own. What's that? Something about a restraining order!? I don't care how cute you are, I'm not going to sit here and take such threats!!! You'll be hearing from my lawyer! Unless, of course, we could make some sort of deal... perhaps with you, me, and this "Alba" friend of yours. No!? Nothing!? Well, you can take you and your empty threats elsewhere, young lady!

11.26.07 at 03:52:15 PM