Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Her Assets

"Showing off her assets" is just a really clever way (thank you, thank you) to say that Vanessa Hudgens was sticking out her butt and arching her back like a ho at the LA premiere of "Suckerpunch." The movie, according to its trailer, is a mix between "Kill Bill" and "300." If I go to see this piece of crap and I don't see Uma Thurman being kicked into a bottomless bit by Gerard Butler, I'm going to be severely disappointed.