I don't care if she has to spend a week sleeping in the backyard of the Playboy Mansion, Holly Madison needs to beg Hugh Hefner to take her back. Maybe I'm superficial, but this is just horrible. All of those nights I spent imagining Holly with me only to get this in return? I'm contemplating a lawsuit for emotional stress or trauma or a broken penis even. It's just terrible what she's become.
Rumors floating around the Web (none of which I have seen) are stating Kim Kardashian said she would never do Playboy again. So Kim just wants to set the record straight that they're false and she is still a whore. On her
blog:
There are a bunch of reports about me on the web claiming that I said I would never do Playboy again. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again.”
THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE!
First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.
Here’s my thinking: While I’m not planning to pose for the men’s magazine in the immediate future, I definitely don’t want to close the door to the opportunity! I absolutely love Hugh Hefner and the rest of the Playboy team and appreciate the opportunity to work with them!
Never say never,
Kim
Kim's making way too big of a deal out of getting naked again. People don't really care considering most of them have seen her having sex anyway. It would be like Jenna Jameson going topless for a mainstream movie or Kirstie Alley eating 3 cheeseburgers instead of 5. No one cares.
Sorry, but I've said worse things at my Grandpa's funeral. He shouldn't be suspended indefinitely or at all. Sloppy seconds isn't even really degrading, it's just funny. It's like sloppy joe's except it tastes more like fish than beef.
Oh, and if you want to know who he's referring to, it's Elisha Cuthbert. She's currently dating her third NHL player because she just likes ice that much.
Yet again, in order to know who someone was, I had to go to Wikipedia. What do I look like, some kind of researcher? This is a celebrity Web site, not a laboratory.
Anyway, it turns out Jeanette Biederman is a German actress/model, which means she loves David Hasselhoff and hates Jews. But she's cute.
And by healthy, that of course means happy, good make-up, and a nice rack. I have no idea when or where these are from. If I had to guess, I'd say an AIDS benefit event where all the celebrities go to talk about their careers and sleep through a speech about how people who can't afford their movies in Africa are dying. It's a fun time, you should go.
Whichever idiot decided to surround Jessica Alba with gay dudes for this shoot, I hope if the U.S. ever gets nuked, it lands directly on him. Just kidding, that's nothing to joke about. Which is why I'm serious, I hope it does hit him.
On a side note, this is the closest I've ever seen Jessica's face to another man's package. Be sure to check out the naughty pictures.
No matter what joke I would've tried to make about the cat, it would've turned out lame, so I just thought I'd get it over with. More importantly, I had to go over to IMDB just to figure out why the hell Annalynne McCord is famous, and now my hand hurts from all that Web navigating. Turns out she's in 90210 which explains why I've only ever seen her in a two minute part in The Transporter 2. She sucked in that although not nearly as bad as the red freckly woman in the the newest God-awful Transporter movie. Imagine Carrot Top with boobs, but more annoying and only talks about food.
