Apparently, Jessica Simpson is lonely because it's just about the two-year anniversary of her split with Nick Lachey, and she desperately needed a man... so she latched on to Tony Romo. Us Magazine reports:
Did somebody say "clinger!?" (Say this to yourself while envisioning a some sort of fireman or rescue worker talking into a walkie-talkie) Umm, men... it looks like we've got a clinger on our hands! A stage-four clinger! It looks like we're going to need backup!!!
Seriously though, by "She's crazy!" did the source mean that she's a maniac and she's lonely because of the 2-year break-up anniversary with big Nick and she's desperately looking to fill her emotional void with some dude that she's been hanging out with for a week!? Well, I don't want to get into specifics... but it's a thought, at least. And by "a thought," I mean, how could it be anything else!?
Then again, since when is it a bad thing to have an unbelievably hot chick cling on to you because of her own inner emotional turmoil. If it weren't for that, I never would have been able to score as many hot chicks at my young age as I have. Get at them while they're vulnerable, that's my motto!
Jessica out looking hot about a week or so ago:
