JWoWW (and the rest of the cast of "Jersey Shore" for that matter) simply shouldn't procreate. Ever. That should never happen. The world can't have little greasy, orange babies running around. It'll be the beginning of the end. However, JWoWW was insistent:
Hopefully I'll be able to settle down and have kids within the next couple of years — maybe even the beginning of next year," she tells Life & Style exclusively. "I dont see myself going to the Shore in the next five years or so. I don’t want to jinx it — I haven't really talked about it — but it would be nice."
... let us hope that this sad excuse for a program is cancelled by then.