Holy Pocahontas, This is Hot

I want to personally thank Nicole Scherzinger for depicting Pocahontas completely accurately. Little do most people know, Pocahontas wasn't some mystical Native American who could paint with the colors of the wind. No, she was practically an Indian harlot sold out to the white men for some reason or another. Her Indian name was NOT Pocahontas... but she apparently WAS a slut just like Nicole. Nicole was recently all dressed up for her racially insensitive new music video for ‘Right There’, the first single from her new solo album.