It looks like Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, has a new coach for his game, and I'm not talking about football! Sources say that Jessica Simpson's dad, Joe Simpson, helped Tony court his daughter! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
I don't know if I should commend him for being a gentleman or curse him out for acting like a little wimp! Sure, things are different down in Texas, I know. Heck, the whole south is about 100 years behind modern civilization, especially when it comes to social etiquette, at least in my own short-sighted ignorant conception of the south, that is. So, maybe I shouldn't be too surprised that Tony cashed in on his relationship with the father to get to the smokin' hot daughter.
But then again, Tony, you're an NFL quarterback! Don't you have better game with the ladies!? I hear that Tom Brady sometimes goes up to chicks wearing nothing but a pair of tighty-whitey underwear briefs and says "Hi, my name's Tom." And boom! Their pants come right off! Just like that! Sure, if you're a big results guy, no one can take away the fact that you're with Jessica at the moment... so, keep living the dream, Tony. Just watch out for Tom Brady in his underpants. If he comes around your way, I have a feeling you're not going to be the only who's screwed.
