New reports say that Britney Spears is a sex freak! She has a special "sexual fantasy" room and everything in her house! Star Magazine reports:
Hmm... I never thought I'd see the words "Britney" and "bordello" and the same sentence. "Britney" and "chalupa," I've heard a hundred times... but oddly enough, never "bordello." Anyway, it appears that the sex room is a physical manifestation of her inner, twisted sexual desires. Star Magazine got a hold of a inside source close to Brit Brit:
Wait, by "scantily clad poses covering the walls," are they referring to Britney herself? Because if so, I need to know a piece of vital information: is it the "Hit Me Baby One More Time" Britney or the present-day "Gimme More" Britney who's doing the posing? Because if it's the first one, well, then minus a few of the weird stuff in her sex room... like the paddles and the "ticklers," I have to admit, it's not much different than the way my room looks right now. However, if we're talking present-day chunky Britney... well, that's just disgusting. Eww, pork fat all over the walls... GROSS!!! In closing, though, is it just me, or does all this weird sexual stuff have you feeling suddenly attracted to Britney right now? It's just me? Umm... sorry. Forget I said anything. I'm embarrassed.
