Sad news, everybody: Ahhnald and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, have finally split up. Sigh. Divorce has even reached the Governator.
"This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us," the statement read. "After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion and prayer, we came to this decision together. At this time, we are living apart while we work on the future of our relationship.