Cougar of the Day: Interesting-Looking Uma Thurman, 37

Uma Thurman

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When I see Uma Thurman, there's this uncontrollable response in my head that immediately says "wow, she's interesting-looking." The weird part about it, though, is that it's said in the high-pitched voice of a Mexican male. Kind of like (say this to yourself in your best Mexican voice) "Hey, look at that chick, homes. She's hot, but to describe her more accurately, I would have to say she's interesting-looking. Alright, you wanna get out of her and grab a Corona after?" That's Ramon. He's a tiny little Mexican that lives in my head. Some may say that he's the Pancho to my Don Quixote.

Anyway, that's neither here nor there. What is of relevance right now is that there is something that intrigues me about Uma Thurman... and, at 37-years-old, she's our somewhat unexpected Cougar of the Day award winner! I say unexpected because I've never before enjoyed a woman's cougardom based on the fact that she is "interesting-looking," but hey, there's a first time for everything.

So, congratulations, Uma! I'll be sending you a golden Cougar statue in the mail shortly. And by golden, I mean that I tried (quite unsuccessfully) to form several sheets of aluminum foil into the shape of a cougar and spray-paint it gold. Hey, it's the thought that counts, we all know that. So, for one last time, I'd like to say congratulations, Uma! And, if you want to see her out being as "interesting looking" as ever, here she is at the Throphees De Arts Event in New York City last night. Ahh, like a nice bottle of Chianti, Uma only gets better with time!

11.28.07 at 02:52:21 PM