It's really too bad that this season of "Dancing With the Stars" is finally drawing to a close... I was starting to get used to watching Kirstie Alley every week and hoping (no, PRAYING) that she would fall and break her fat.
But unfortunately, the finale is over, and the winner is... (DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ACTUALLY DVR'D THE SHOW AND HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET...): Hines Ward. I mean, c'mon. He is an athlete. She has more blubber than a sperm whale.
