Paris Hilton has once again reiterated the fact that she wants a little baby just like the one Nicole Richie is expecting in the near future! Paris told People Magazine:
Is it just me, or do you find that creepy too? Well, maybe it's creepier for me because I immediately envision two little babies with both Paris and Nicole's full-sized heads attached to each of the baby's bodies running around in a play pen. But, even if your imaginary vision isn't that uncontrollably horrific, it's just weird thinking about those two passing on their genes to a little human.
Also, isn't it funny how Paris thinks of children as though they're little puppies. She's thinking in her head: "Aww, Nicole, you're baby's going to be so cute, but it's going to need a little baby friend, why don't I make one and they can be BFF's just like us from the moment they're born!" Yea, that's somewhat acceptable if a friend of yours has a dog and you go get one so they can play together. When you're talking about making a whole person solely for that same reason, it's just weird. Anyway, Paris recognizes that she's got some things to work on before she can make a sexy time and have a baby of her own. People Magazine reports:
You know, I can think of a lot of things that I would call Joel Madden, and I really don't think "gentleman" is one of them. But hey, that's just me. I guess I tend to judge punk-rockers with sleeve tattoos that think it's fun to impregnate Nicole Richie out of wedlock. I know, I know... I have to be more open-minded and less judgmental. I'm working on it. Anyway, for now, Paris is going to have to settle on being the creepy aunt that dresses way too sexy all the time and never wears underwear. Hey, at least that's something.
Paris at the one year anniversary of live sets on Yahoo! Music earlier this week:
